Writing Prompts: SpOOooOOky Sarcasm Edition

I kinda liked how the last batch of writing prompts turned out, so I'm doing another one - but this time, they're horror-themed!  These are fewer in number, but also longer, so you can judge the quantity/quality ratio for yourself.  Mostly hot takes, plenty of sarcasm, and maybe I'll even be able to tie a few together like last time!

Writing Prompts: Sarcasm Edition

I'll be at my girlfriend M's house through Christmas and don't expect to get a lot of writing done, so this post is actually coming to you from the past!  Except every post I guess is technically from the past (thank you, paraphrased Mitch Hedberg).  Point being, I'm cranking out almost two months of writing, and I wanted to flex my creativity a bit, so I looked up a list of creative writing prompts to get away from all the science and trans stuff I've been writing about lately.

Except all I could think of was either erotica, something way too personal, or both, or sarcasm.  Guess which one this is?  Oh, shit, you prolly already saw the title.  Pardon me while I facepalm, and check below the cut for some hot sarcastic takes.