I wanted to do something, some kind of pun with like "HI-YAH!" or whatever, but it just didn't work out. Too much of a stretch. Those words sure look alike, but they don't sound very much alike at all.
I need a break. I've been working at this book since, like, late September. I'm just not feeling it right now. I get home, and it's like, "Well, I could just bang something out," but I don't want to "just bang something out." Batteries need to recharge. Plus, locksmithing is hard, and when I get home, I don't want to think, I just wanna fuckin' veg out.
So I'm taking March off. Writers go on sabbaticals all the time, right? Right. I'll see y'all the first of April. No foolin'.